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29Aug/050

UPGRADE DONE

败了 sp64 2500+epox EP-8HDA5I Pro+a-data 512*2 真 tmd 快,在 org 的时候终于能不卡乐,看来玩 wow 内存 1G 是必需的。

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2Jul/050

YONEX

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29Jun/050

lol my friend essay

养鸡场的新运动

曾经有个不大不小,经营的不好不坏的养鸡场。

有一天,养鸡场boss突然决定收购一个规模大很多的养猪场,对方据说觉得猪吃得多,亏得多,有意出售。

目前仍然不清楚什么原因驱动boss毅然进行了兼并,但是据说当时养鸡场方面凭借多年“高科技”的养鸡经验,有把握让猪不吃or少吃饲料照样长膘,于是成立了“鸡猪联营公司”。

怎奈猪还不好养,养鸡场店小利薄,鸡饲料不够猪吃,不久就开始欠饲料商钱了,boss想,与其赊着饲料商的钱,猪还不长膘,不如干脆不给饲料,于是实行了一段时期的“饥饿疗法”,几百头猪饿得不行。

到后来,情况更加恶化,电费也付不出了,电力公司拉电(真不人道),好多猪夏天就在没有空调没有电灯的黑漆漆的猪笼里闷着,还没饲料吃!想起以前滋润的日子,好多猪一边扇着扇子一边流出了伤心的眼泪。

当然养鸡场方面也不是没有尽力,自然使出了各种招数,比方说把2只忒别优待的肥猪拉到电台去秀什么的。最毒辣的招数据说是2boss想出来的,就是把笼子改一下,一只笼子里同时养一只猪和一只鸡,这样据说可以让猪和鸡彼此催膘…….

怎奈饲料最终吃完了,鸡阿猪阿的生生都饿死了!(据说还好多饲料商来抢死猪死鸡抵债)。

为了防止类似的事情再次发生,痛定思痛,boss决定:让养鸡场的扫粪工、饲养员什么的进行深刻反省,每人结合自己的工作,比如如何防止扫粪工工作偷懒,如何防止饲养员盗窃饲料,写一篇深刻的工作小结

看不懂?呵呵,没关系,那是因为你不是倒霉的养鸡场扫粪工、饲养员,这些可怜的人正愁小结的事呢,据说写的不深刻,不发自肺腑的话,要被开除的说

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17Jun/050

MSN 7.0.0813

upgrade msn to 813,use new patch and new skin,so pl and cleanemoticon

download

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16Jun/050

GIVE UP

本来今晚预订的羽毛球活动由于华师大场地的问题又 cancel 乐,真是无言以对,看来在那里订场地绝对是考验 rp 的一件事。

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9Jun/050

SIGH

很久很久没有更新过了(更新也没人看-.-),发现 wow 实在是太废时间鸟!现在所有的业余时间都泡在上面,除了一星期还能保持打两次羽毛球。

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3May/050

WOW

终于还是上了 WOW 的贼船,tmd 真好玩!!!
偶第一个 char 是兽人战士练到 lv11 后被拉去参加了"黑社会"
现在主力混 1 区光明使者,Dreamland 工会 偶上面的 id 是 kikyou 欢迎大家来找偶哦:p

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21Apr/051

TRIP(an ji)

公司福利被强行拉去参加周末的安吉一日游(不去的人罚款)

PP 回来补上

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17Apr/050

GOT IPOD MINI(GREEN)

new version,sync use foo_podemoticon

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13Apr/051

FemDefence

Femdefence — an idea for a rape-protection device

faint to die!

 

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11Apr/051

msn 7.0.777 final with mess patch

mess 终于 rls 了 777 的 patch,不过 777 英文版依旧没有解决 contact list 中文字体骗小的问题,残念!

btw: foo_msn doent work with 777 change to foo_toasteremoticon

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8Apr/050

God Of War

狂推荐的游戏,我昨天上手 1 个多小时后就欲罢不能了,可惜的是盘不好有死机点:( 不过今天已买到完美 D9 版本,今晚可以爽爽快快玩了。

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3Apr/050

Google Gulp

Quench your thirst for knowledge.

At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

Think fruity. Think refreshing.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.


Beta Carroty Glutamate Grape


Sugar-Free Radical Sero-Tonic Water

How to get Gulped?
You can pick up your own supply of this "limited release" product simply by turning in a used Gulp Cap at your local grocery store. How to get a Gulp Cap? Well, if you know someone who's already been "gulped," they can give you one. And if you don't know anyone who can give you one, don't worry – that just means you aren't cool. But very, very (very!) soon, you will be.

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1Apr/050

KYOU_KARA_ORE_HA

终于有清晰版出现咯,激动ing...
http://popgo.net/bbs/showthread.php?s=&threadid=278965

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30Mar/057

msn chat log

emoticon so cool

link

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