UPGRADE DONE
败了 sp64 2500+epox EP-8HDA5I Pro+a-data 512*2 真 tmd 快,在 org 的时候终于能不卡乐,看来玩 wow 内存 1G 是必需的。
lol my friend essay
养鸡场的新运动
曾经有个不大不小,经营的不好不坏的养鸡场。
有一天,养鸡场boss突然决定收购一个规模大很多的养猪场,对方据说觉得猪吃得多,亏得多,有意出售。
目前仍然不清楚什么原因驱动boss毅然进行了兼并,但是据说当时养鸡场方面凭借多年“高科技”的养鸡经验,有把握让猪不吃or少吃饲料照样长膘,于是成立了“鸡猪联营公司”。
怎奈猪还不好养,养鸡场店小利薄,鸡饲料不够猪吃,不久就开始欠饲料商钱了,boss想,与其赊着饲料商的钱,猪还不长膘,不如干脆不给饲料,于是实行了一段时期的“饥饿疗法”,几百头猪饿得不行。
到后来,情况更加恶化,电费也付不出了,电力公司拉电(真不人道),好多猪夏天就在没有空调没有电灯的黑漆漆的猪笼里闷着,还没饲料吃!想起以前滋润的日子,好多猪一边扇着扇子一边流出了伤心的眼泪。
当然养鸡场方面也不是没有尽力,自然使出了各种招数,比方说把2只忒别优待的肥猪拉到电台去秀什么的。最毒辣的招数据说是2boss想出来的,就是把笼子改一下,一只笼子里同时养一只猪和一只鸡,这样据说可以让猪和鸡彼此催膘…….
怎奈饲料最终吃完了,鸡阿猪阿的生生都饿死了!(据说还好多饲料商来抢死猪死鸡抵债)。
为了防止类似的事情再次发生,痛定思痛,boss决定:让养鸡场的扫粪工、饲养员什么的进行深刻反省,每人结合自己的工作,比如如何防止扫粪工工作偷懒,如何防止饲养员盗窃饲料,写一篇深刻的工作小结
看不懂?呵呵,没关系,那是因为你不是倒霉的养鸡场扫粪工、饲养员,这些可怜的人正愁小结的事呢,据说写的不深刻,不发自肺腑的话,要被开除的说
WOW
终于还是上了 WOW 的贼船,tmd 真好玩!!!
偶第一个 char 是兽人战士练到 lv11 后被拉去参加了"黑社会"
现在主力混 1 区光明使者,Dreamland 工会 偶上面的 id 是 kikyou 欢迎大家来找偶哦:p
msn 7.0.777 final with mess patch
mess 终于 rls 了 777 的 patch,不过 777 英文版依旧没有解决 contact list 中文字体骗小的问题,残念!
btw: foo_msn doent work with 777 change to foo_toasteremoticon
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so cool